BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Identifying himself as the last member of his production team not to have been arrested, CCTV producer Hao Bin told reporters that he is quietly considering giving himself the rest of the day off.
A leaked rap sheet listing the charges against CCTV host Rui Chenggang has been leaked by a kindly policeman
LONDON (China Daily Show) – Staff at London’s Ecuador Embassy have admitted they have finally had about enough of eccentric WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Beijing-based IT engineer Luke Bissell, 34, has every intention of reading a book about ‘leftover women,’ once he finds the time.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel has expressed “concern” after viewing a potent new death-ray, insiders say.