Old map found in Chinese attic proves invincible claim to pile of rocks in South China Sea

MANILA (China Daily Show) – The most excruciating military stand-off since David and Goliath may finally be resolved, thanks to a tatty map found in an old toy chest in some admiral’s attic.

Old map found in Chinese attic proves invincible claim to pile of rocks in South China Sea

Controversial English teacher denied visa

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An edgy English teacher has had his visa denied by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs – effectively expelling him from the country.

Controversial English teacher denied visa

Exclusive interview: Meet the monkey who controls the Internet

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exclusive profile with the primate in charge of China's Internet.

Exclusive interview: Meet the monkey who controls the Internet

Nothing to see here, as blind activist flees kidnappers, while family is beaten senseless

LINYI (China Daily Show) — Rule of law was successfully upheld in China yesterday, after a blind activist fled illegal detention.

Nothing to see here, as blind activist flees kidnappers, while family is beaten senseless

Chinglish traced back to Chinglish-speaking teacher

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The mystery behind the spread of “Chinglish” has finally been solved.

Chinglish traced back to Chinglish-speaking teacher
China launches ‘100 Flowers’ campaign for foreigners

China launches ‘100 Flowers’ campaign for foreigners

16 May 2012

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Chinese government has launched a new visa campaign, strictly aimed at promoting better inclusiveness for foreigners.

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That Ministry of Foreign Affairs Al-Jazeera briefing in full

That Ministry of Foreign Affairs Al-Jazeera briefing in full

09 May 2012

The following is a transcript of the Chinese Foreign Ministry's daily briefing, where spokesman Hong Lei answered questions regarding journalist Melissa Chan's expulsion.

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Amid celebrations over activist deal, US officials admit they haven’t told Chen Guangcheng that Santa Claus doesn’t exist

Amid celebrations over activist deal, US officials admit they haven’t told Chen Guangcheng that Santa Claus doesn’t exist

08 May 2012

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Despite reaching a tense deal over Chen Guangcheng, US officials have yet to dispel the activist's belief in equal rights, Santa Claus and other US myths.

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China Twits: How China’s Twitter users saved the world again

China Twits: How China’s Twitter users saved the world again

07 May 2012

Here’s a round-up of some of the best ‘tweets’ that illuminated Chen Guangcheng's daring story and saved so many lives.

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Lonely Bo Xilai wonders why no one’s spoken to him for a few days

Lonely Bo Xilai wonders why no one’s spoken to him for a few days

06 May 2012

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A puzzled Bo Xilai wondered this morning why his daily beating had been neglected recently.

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Following Spring Break, Chen Guangcheng to endure grueling Phi Kappa Delta hazing ritual

Following Spring Break, Chen Guangcheng to endure grueling Phi Kappa Delta hazing ritual

03 May 2012

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Rights activists have warned that the government may attempt revenge on Chen Guangcheng through various university hazing rituals.

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Horoscope May 2012

Horoscope May 2012

02 May 2012

RAT This month isn't going to see a lot of progress, career-wise. But then, there’s not really much of a ladder to climb for third-generation garbage recyclers.

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Bo Xilai wiretaps ‘revealed intimate details of top leaders’ tedious lives’

Bo Xilai wiretaps ‘revealed intimate details of top leaders’ tedious lives’

27 April 2012

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Senior Politburo members ordered Bo Xilai’s removal after learning that he'd eavesdropped on every tiresome aspect of their personal lives.

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