Japanese Prime Minister poses next to mural of dead Chinese

TOKYO (China Daily Show) – Prime Minister Shinzo Abe last defended his unusual decision to pose next to a gruesome World War II mural, while grinning broadly and flicking multiple ‘V’ signs.

Japanese Prime Minister poses next to mural of dead Chinese

‘CSI: Shanghai’ cancelled due to lack of crime

SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – The first season of CSI’s much-anticipated ‘Shanghai’ spin-off has been cancelled, after scriptwriters failed to take into account a complete absence of crime.

‘CSI: Shanghai’ cancelled due to lack of crime

Kenny G reports strong first-quarter sales in China

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Sales, downloads and licensed usage of Kenny G’s popular alto-saxophone ballads have reached their strongest-ever throughout the first quarter of this year.

Kenny G reports strong first-quarter sales in China

Poultry farmer has the distinct impression people avoiding him these days

KAIFENG (China Daily Show) – In the remote village of Huyang, Henan, poultry farmer Zhao Chunlu is starting to feel even more isolated than usual.

Poultry farmer has the distinct impression people avoiding him these days

‘New York Times’ reporter found crushed under 40 tons of incriminating documents

SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – It was a day of mourning at The New York Times China offices today, after its ace reporter Chase Ketterman was discovered buried alive beneath a gigantic mound of paperwork.

‘New York Times’ reporter found crushed under 40 tons of incriminating documents
Red Cross donation misdirected into hands of selfish orphan

Red Cross donation misdirected into hands of selfish orphan

03 May 2013

LUSHAN (China Daily Show) – The Red Cross has pledged to investigate how money intended for the charity’s managers instead made its way to a needy child orphaned by the recent Sichuan earthquake.

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‘Dark-skinned’ suspects sought in connection with Xinjiang

‘Dark-skinned’ suspects sought in connection with Xinjiang

02 May 2013

URUMQI (China Daily Show) – Police are seeking ‘dark-skinned males’ in connection with events in Xinjiang, state media announced yesterday.

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500,000 live fish miraculously pulled out of Shanghai river

500,000 live fish miraculously pulled out of Shanghai river

08 April 2013

SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – In what some are describing as “the final straw,” nearly half-a-million fish have been pulled still-living from a stretch of river that runs through Shanghai.

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Ayi makes breakfast, walks dog, cleans tomb

Ayi makes breakfast, walks dog, cleans tomb

04 April 2013

BEIJING – Fifty-two-year old Sichuan native Wen Qian completed a hard day’s working holiday by walking her employer’s two Schnauzer dogs and sweeping his ancestral tomb.

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Freud analyzes the Chinese Dream

Freud analyzes the Chinese Dream

28 March 2013

It is good that you are having these dreams. Perhaps your memory is coming back also?

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We Chinese: What do you think of President Xi Jinping?

We Chinese: What do you think of President Xi Jinping?

15 March 2013

What do ordinary Chinese think of their new President, Xi Jinping? We hit the streets to find out...

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We Chinese: What have you learnt from Lei Feng?

We Chinese: What have you learnt from Lei Feng?

05 March 2013

As Lei Feng Day celebrates its 51st anniversary, we canvassed the people of China to find out what they have learnt from Lei Feng

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Chicken nugget resembling Lei Feng sells for $8 million

Chicken nugget resembling Lei Feng sells for $8 million

05 March 2013

SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A chicken nugget bearing a passable resemblance to Chinese national hero Lei Feng has been sold to a Chinese theme-park entrepeneur for the stunning sum of $8 million

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