@ 1st January 1970
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Sleazy men are finally relaxing, after a dangerous foreign threat to traditional Chinese culture wass quietly strangled at birth
BOAO — China’s economy welcomes foreign investment, President Xi Jinping has assured delegates, comparing its market to a “vast mousetrap”
SHENYANG (China Daily Show) – Jin Sun, 17, has recently realized that the entire West is, in fact, engaged in a simultaneous plot to contain China.
All Chinese people love the “Two Sessions” period, in which elected officials from all around the country convene in the capital to do whatever they’re told.
(BEIJING) — China’s State Council has announced plans to close the country for a short period, and re-open as a Qing-style theme park, with time-honored brands and the biggest parking lot in the world.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A procession of Chinese billionaires performed an hour-long revue of skits, songs and sobbing pleas for mercy at the annual Politburo Christmas party this week.
AlphaGo, a Google AI machine, defeated Chinese grandmaster Ke Jie at Go yesterday, in a match that was banned from broadcast by China’s censors. What do you think?
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