Ask a hooker outside Smuggler’s at 4am on a Friday

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Dear hooker outside Smuggler’s at 4am on a Friday,

I’m an expat German wife living in Beijing. I suspect that my husband, a high-level executive for a well-known mobile phone brand, might be fooling around behind my back. All the signs are there: sudden phone calls and text messages that he won’t take or leaves to answer; loss of interest in marital sex; and “business emergencies” that call him out to hotels in the middle of the night where he never answers his phone. Mostly, it’s his sudden desire to tutor an attractive 19-year-old Chinese girl in German, who can barely say auf wiedersehen, but shows an inordinate interest in bratwurst. What’s a worried wife to do? Confront him or pretend that all is well for the sake of our two children and his career?

Yours,

Fräulein Scheissenfreude

It's cold. Why we not go to yours?

Hooker outside Smuggler’s at 4am on a Friday says:

You are nice man! Where u hotel? I like you to meet for romantic helping hands. Horny and sizzle the hot massage, lovely beautiful girl for you! 1,000 RMB. We do not perform sexual services of any kind. How you pay?

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