BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A not-bad sunrise over Beijing has conferred the Mandate of Heaven upon China’s President Xi Jinping, sages claim
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Earth today pleaded for China not to be considered a global leader on climate change, warning that it was actually an environmental clusterfuck.
AlphaGo, a Google AI machine, defeated Chinese grandmaster Ke Jie at Go yesterday, in a match that was banned from broadcast by China’s censors. What do you think?
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An enthusiastic at China’s ‘One Belt, One Road’ forum still has no idea what the $900 billion-dollar trade initiative means.
HEFEI (China Daily Show) – An innovative bed-sharing scheme is quietly carving a niche for itself among lonely businessmen in Hefei
Footage of security officers forcibly “reaccommodating” a man from an overbooked United Airlines flight “because he was Chinese” has sparked public outrage. What do you think?
This weekend, Xi Jinping met with Donald Trump, during which Ivanka’s daughter serenaded Xi with Chinese folk songs, before Trump launched strikes on Syrian. What do you think?
XIAN (China Daily Show) – A young woman in downtown Xian today cleverly managed to escape the clutches of an overzealous child beggar
Officials say an increased PLA budget is necessary to defend China the US, Japan, Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, Singapore, the Philippines and Vietnam. What do you think?
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – In a surprise announcement to end this year’s National People’s Congress, President Xi Jinping said China will introduce a ‘One Boyfriend’ policy to maintain social order.