Dear TV reporter covering the Fourth Plenum, I took part in the Beijing Marathon over the weekend, and am now suffering respiratory problems
The following is an excerpt from a speech made to an emergency meeting of the Politburo Standing Committee regarding the crisis in Hong Kong
Ever since I proclaimed myself the Reincarnated Daughter of the Second Son of Jesus Christ and Ruler of the Heavenly Kingdom, things have been going CRA-ZY for me.
“We all enjoy the odd ‘high’ now and again, but when the side-effects include nerve damage, organ failure and painful death, I’d argue that it’s just not worth it”
I’d never even heard of China before my travel agent suggested I paid a visit. Boy, am I glad I did.
Westology is an occasional series in which Chinese experts explain the West. In Part Two, Professor Xifang Shuo, PhD explains the Miracle of the Passion of the Easter
He seems the perfect catch – neither too short, nor too interesting – but does he like you too?
As domestic security chief, I made Chinese people vanish on a regular basis. So I’m puzzled at the fuss over this missing flight.
Dear character in a Cultural Revolution novel, It looks like I won’t be able to get my lung transplant this year. Any suggestions for where I might be able to find an alternative delivery method for oxygen?
Welcome to Westology, a new series in which Chinese experts explains the West. In Part One, we discuss The Twelve Days of Christmas with Professor Xifang Shuo, PhD