HONG KONG (China Daily Show) – Her name is “Jojo,” or so she tells her clients.
Ever since I proclaimed myself the Reincarnated Daughter of the Second Son of Jesus Christ and Ruler of the Heavenly Kingdom, things have been going CRA-ZY for me.
A leaked rap sheet listing the charges against CCTV host Rui Chenggang has been leaked by a kindly policeman
Mystery surrounds the fate of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370. These are the five most credible theories.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An official campaign against illegal online ‘rumor mongering’ intensified this week, after state mouthpiece the People’s Daily published a series of bogus reports.
JINAN (China Daily Show) – Former Chongqing Party Secretary Bo Xilai was today spectacularly cleared of all charges of embezzlement, misuse of power and crimes of fashion.
QINCHENG (China Daily Show) – Bo Xilai’s stylist today unveiled a dramatic new look for the disgraced former Chongqing politician, currently awaiting trial in Beijing’s upmarket Qincheng Prison for Boys.
SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – The first season of CSI’s much-anticipated ‘Shanghai’ spin-off has been cancelled, after scriptwriters failed to take into account a complete absence of crime.
Henan (China Daily Show) – A family is appealing for witnesses after a 2004 CCTV Chunwan DVD went missing during Spring Festival celebrations.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials – just put me on trial.