BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials – just put me on trial.
GUIYANG (China Daily Show) – Surrounded by stacked bills amounting to several million dollars, corrupt Guizhou rail official Du Guan admits he is no longer quite certain why he needs that much money.
ANKANG (China Daily Show) – A county official who forced a young woman to abort her child was today forced to finally give a fuck, after the rest of the country found out about it.
CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Chinese public has turned to Batman for help in the endless fight against corruption.
CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Foreign media was last night scrambling to find new evidence for several sensational allegations made on Chinese websites.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The conviction of a 13-year-old girl for “state subversion” proves that the country is making judicial progress, experts say.
Dear dissident who can’t get arrested, My cat went missing while I was out walking it last week and my neighbour’s new bracelet looks a lot like her old collar.
HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor has been detained at an airport with “vast quantities” of a lowbrow US sitcom.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Growing numbers of people are criticizing the government, in an attempt to secure otherwise unaffordable accommodation in central Beijing.
DONYANG (China Daily Show) — The family of a suspected thief have expressed their disappointment and anger at an official police report which concluded their son died from “breathing too much.”