BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A not-bad sunrise over Beijing has conferred the Mandate of Heaven upon China’s President Xi Jinping, sages claim
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Earth today pleaded for China not to be considered a global leader on climate change, warning that it was actually an environmental clusterfuck.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An enthusiastic at China’s ‘One Belt, One Road’ forum still has no idea what the $900 billion-dollar trade initiative means.
HEFEI (China Daily Show) – An innovative bed-sharing scheme is quietly carving a niche for itself among lonely businessmen in Hefei
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – In a surprise announcement to end this year’s National People’s Congress, President Xi Jinping said China will introduce a ‘One Boyfriend’ policy to maintain social order.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Muscular US student Thad, 22, arrived in South Korea today to begin his controversial overseas deployment at the Seoul Institute of Military Technology.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “That’s it – I’m done,” exhales long-term Beijing resident Zhao Bin. “After this week, it’s over.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The ghost of former Communist leader Mao Zedong has been frequently seen approaching tourists and asking if they’ve seen what happened to Communism
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A legal ruling on the South China Sea is “full of spiders, and crap,” China’s Foreign Ministry has told reporters
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Faced with a decline in visitors, Beijing is turning to an unlikely inspiration for help – the novels of Charles Dickens.