‘Dark-skinned’ suspects sought in connection with Xinjiang

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By WEI HAN CHONGTU
Xinjiang Correspondent

Police are seeking a man who may or may not resemble – or look a bit like – this shifty-looking character, pictured in front of a shit-ton of knives

Police are seeking a man who may or may not resemble – or, at least, look somewhat like – this shifty-looking character, pictured in front of a shit-ton of knives

URUMQI (China Daily Show) – Police are seeking ‘dark-skinned males’ in connection with events in Xinjiang, state media announced yesterday.

“Anyone in the Xinjiang region whose skin is darker than, let’s say, a mild yellow?” police chief Li Baixing said, “should be asking themselves some pretty searching questions over the next few weeks. We certainly will be.”

Speaking gruffly, clutching a cigarette and wearing a pair of horn-rimmed sunglasses, Chief Li said his officers were already scouring the streets of Urumqi, performing random searches and vigorously questioning any dark-skinned males they saw.

“Rest assured, no dark-skinned, curly-haired male can expect to get away with these crimes,” Li assured.

“We’re asking all dark-skinned males to turn themselves in at their nearest police station and confess to these attacks as soon as they possibly can.”

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