By WEI HAN CHONGTU
URUMQI (China Daily Show) – Police are seeking ‘dark-skinned males’ in connection with events in Xinjiang, state media announced yesterday.
“Anyone in the Xinjiang region whose skin is darker than, let’s say, a mild yellow?” police chief Li Baixing said, “should be asking themselves some pretty searching questions over the next few weeks. We certainly will be.”
Speaking gruffly, clutching a cigarette and wearing a pair of horn-rimmed sunglasses, Chief Li said his officers were already scouring the streets of Urumqi, performing random searches and vigorously questioning any dark-skinned males they saw.
“Rest assured, no dark-skinned, curly-haired male can expect to get away with these crimes,” Li assured.
“We’re asking all dark-skinned males to turn themselves in at their nearest police station and confess to these attacks as soon as they possibly can.”