Fake diploma racket exposed over counterfeit countries

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By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANG

Education Correspondent

BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An investigation by the Ministry of Education has uncovered huge numbers of Chinese students obtaining fake diplomas from “illegally-operating overseas nations.”

The crackdown on 1,225,080 recent graduates alleges that most had never left China for study, as claimed on their CVs, but had instead paid private agencies to supply them with the necessary paperwork, including fake visas, stamped diplomas and copies of artificial UN charters declaring the sovereign status of 11 uncharted territories, spanning eight continents.

The fabricated nations include Turdukistan, the Kingdom of Bavaria and the United States of Armenia, with forged tuition invoices from Al Qaeda Polytechnic, the Hinterland Institute and Hogwarts.

On August 16, the diploma of Zhao Minsheng, Minister of Education, was found to be printed on Rizla cigarette rolling paper. Zhao was tried and convicted before supper, prompting the full-scale investigation by next morning, exposing Zhao as the centerpiece of the operation.

“The Chinese education system has always encouraged cheating so that the clever may rise above the careless,” said the tearful Minister during his swift trial. “My only regret is that I have been caught, thus bringing shame to my family and colleagues, who have always regarded me as someone who could get away with anything.”

In light of the investigation, Ministry of Education Undersecretary, Tang Tingwei, has called for immediate sanctions against the “false regimes,” stating, “the ease of exposure of these rogue nations threatens the foundation of our purposefully vague system. Impressionable Chinese youngsters ought not be groomed in such casual global circumstances.”

Tang, who holds a degree in Native American English from Deganawidah-Quetzalcoatl University, in Yolo County, California, is expected to replace Zhao Minsheng as Ministry of Education Secretary pending evaluation of his credentials.

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Minister of Education, Zhao Minsheng, was just sauntering off to the loo when the shit hit the fan

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  • Hunag Ming

    My concern yes, China attempting achieve. Brand management soon, but when yes desire. To
    impress achieve economic success majority. Anticipate to immigrate to other countries I reside.
    Japan and Cambodia reason: chemical engineer senior executive. Credentials attend schools,China and Japan this why. Chinese nationals seek, to impress foreign employers. Regarding the corruption and dishonesty or is considered? Some say this profound myself, government needs. To address the factor be honest not rush. To falsify ones educational status, eventually your caught. And to complete the actual course. I’m elated government is correcting this mishap. When do need the inept west telling us are concerns many. Of Europeans and Americans whom cheating in Ivy league schools. From rich White families you, never here this from. Nationalistic America, political correct information source. Don’t make me laugh your jealous of Asia! Cannot control us! ASEAN free market nations,Japan and China west detest us!

    • Adrien

      Well I’m certainly jealous of your intelligence.

    • Bellamy_crawford

      I’d like to address your post point-by point. Actually, fuck that, I’ll just say ‘huh?’

    • Singprof

      Dear Hunag,

      I suggest you better use Google Translate, rather than its faked competitor, Baidu translate…

    • Anonymous

      Jiayou, Sofa! You tell ’em!

      Zhao was tried and convicted before supper, prompting the full-scale investigation by next morning, exposing Zhao as the centerpiece of the operation.

      Of course, who needs credentials when you have such efficiency?

    • Anonymous

      Jiayou, Sofa! You tell ’em!

      Zhao was tried and convicted before supper, prompting the full-scale investigation by next morning, exposing Zhao as the centerpiece of the operation.

      Of course, who needs credentials when you have such efficiency?

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