Dear character in a Cultural Revolution novel, It looks like I won’t be able to get my lung transplant this year. Any suggestions for where I might be able to find an alternative delivery method for oxygen?
Dear passive-aggressive Chinese girl on Facebook, I am a 35-year-old American, who just moved to Xian to work with the Bill Gates Foundation. It’s tough but exhilarating work, and that’s just finding fresh tampons every month.
Dear Alessandro, I am a 22-year-old American female, who just graduated and moved to Beijing.
Dear sycophantic delegate at the 18th National People’s Congress, Yesterday my husband fell on top of our “ayi” (nanny) and she was trapped underneath him for several hours. Any advice?
Dear Chinese Olympic silver medalist, First of all, congratulations on your athletic achievements at this year’s Games.
Dear Japanese AV star, Fragrant greetings! I am Da Peng Jr, son of successful fruit-produce seller Da Peng.
Dear dissident who can’t get arrested, My cat went missing while I was out walking it last week and my neighbour’s new bracelet looks a lot like her old collar.
Dear Mormon missionary working undercover in the PRC, I’m a mechanical engineer from Brazzaville working at a state-owned company and have been having an affair with a married Chinese co-worker. She is now pregnant and unsure of the paternity.
Dear paranoid foreigner working at a state-owned enterprise, I have a terminally ill eight-year-old daughter and are trying to make her last days in China as comfortable as possible.
Dear freelance marketer, writer and new media entrepreneur in Shanghai, I am an English woman with an early-childhood teaching and ESL degree who recently signed a one-year contract in China.