MANILA (China Daily Show) – The most excruciating military stand-off since David and Goliath may finally be resolved, thanks to a tatty map found in an old toy chest in some admiral’s attic.
HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor has been detained at an airport with “vast quantities” of a lowbrow US sitcom.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s official state television channel will be the first terrestrial broadcaster to screen the unexpurgated four-hour Director’s Cut of controversial 1979 film “Caligula.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Chinese entertainment industry is braced to be rocked by yet another sex scandal, this time involving CCTV milquetoast James Chau.
SAINT PAUL (China Daily Show) – A Minnesota family allegedly endured a ten-hour hotel ordeal, during which all five were forced to watch CCTV-9 without pause.
OTTAWA — Following recent visa policy modifications, Mark Roswell, popularly known in China as celebrity ‘crosstalk’ performer Dashan, was denied an F visa extension Thursday, prompting a YouTube response in which the Canadian citizen told Beijing to “cut the shit already.”