JINAN (China Daily Show) – Former Chongqing Party Secretary Bo Xilai was today spectacularly cleared of all charges of embezzlement, misuse of power and crimes of fashion.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The conviction of a 13-year-old girl for “state subversion” proves that the country is making judicial progress, experts say.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A top-secret government car killed 32 people Saturday after realizing it could get away with anything.
Lhasa (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism announced measures intended to penalize religious separatists ad apocalytum.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An investigation by the Ministry of Education has uncovered huge numbers of Chinese students obtaining fake diplomas from “illegally-operating overseas nations.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — US-China relations were further strained yesterday after China announced the conviction of US citizen, Randy Donovan, of espionage.
BEIJING (Agencies) — China has launched an official crackdown on unfunny humor, after a bad joke about Mao Zedong landed a 17-year-old female Twitter-user in jail.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An English teacher who cancelled a Saturday morning lesson may have forged his English-teaching (TEFL) certificate.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A serial rapist who has eluded Chinese authorities for nearly two decades told China Daily Show reporters over breakfast Monday that “Beijing is actually very safe.”