BALTIMORE (China Daily Show) – Former ousted Beijing official Zhao Binglai shouted “This is China!” at care workers this afternoon at his Cedar Woods Homes Residential Community in Baltimore, Maryland.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – All five Fuwa – the cuddly Olympics mascot dolls, whose names once spelt out ‘BeiJing Huan Ying Ni’ (‘Beijing Welcomes You’) – have fallen on hard times, we can reveal.
Lhasa (China Daily Show) – Tibet is to be closed for routine cleaning and repairs, the Chinese Foreign Ministry told reporters yesterday.
LHASA (China Daily Show) – A self-immolating monk says he’s packing in the fireworks, after his last conflagration failed to attract a single journalist.
CANNES (China Daily Show) – An anti-government film set in Tibet seems destined for obscurity, after failing to elicit a single angry reaction from Beijing.
Lhasa (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism announced measures intended to penalize religious separatists ad apocalytum.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A Peking University (PKU) graduate who shocked Chinese society by joining a monastery yesterday admitted that the decision was born of an interest in “hot monks”.
Delhi (China Daily Show) – The spiritual leader of Tibet yesterday shocked onlookers by announcing his imminent retirement from public life.