SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – The first season of CSI’s much-anticipated ‘Shanghai’ spin-off has been cancelled, after scriptwriters failed to take into account a complete absence of crime.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Dashan fans are said to be “stunned” following revelations that comedian and performer Mark Rowswell may have had cosmetic surgery on his name.
SAINT PAUL (China Daily Show) – A Minnesota family allegedly endured a ten-hour hotel ordeal, during which all five were forced to watch CCTV-9 without pause.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A woman claiming to be one of Dashan’s mistresses has revealed that, contrary to popular Chinese feelings, Dashan “isn’t really that clever.”
OTTAWA — Following recent visa policy modifications, Mark Roswell, popularly known in China as celebrity ‘crosstalk’ performer Dashan, was denied an F visa extension Thursday, prompting a YouTube response in which the Canadian citizen told Beijing to “cut the shit already.”