GUANGZHOU (China Daily Show) – China’s public bathrooms have claimed yet more victims, after several “Occupy Restroom” protesters died from inhaling fumes.
SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — Naughty schoolboy Han Han may be in trouble again, after challenging a neighborhood bully to a race – and winning.
HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor has been detained at an airport with “vast quantities” of a lowbrow US sitcom.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An English teacher has fled the country after a series of mishaps, misunderstandings and mistakes over a 24-hour period finally proved too much.
GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization has issued a warning after a report by UN inspectors concluded that the Chinese have been perpetrating “Weapons of Mass Delusion.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An investigation by the Ministry of Education has uncovered huge numbers of Chinese students obtaining fake diplomas from “illegally-operating overseas nations.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Citing an unforeseen increase in third-quarter Brazilian tobacco exports, a Chinese primary school student has called for “sweeping changes in China’s entire macroeconomic strategy.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An English teacher who cancelled a Saturday morning lesson may have forged his English-teaching (TEFL) certificate.
An English teacher at Beijing’s No. 6 University of Horticulture & HVAC Repair called administrators Sunday to inform them that “yesterday’s Saturday morning class has been canceled.”