SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — A flamboyant plutocrat has lambasted “outsiders” who criticize Chinese affairs with little understanding of its complex internal dynamics.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An increasingly heated territorial dispute concerning “rights” to Jeremy Lin has drawn in China, the US and Taiwan.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Politicians were stunned when US Vice-President Joe Biden arrived at the finale of his China trip driving a taxicab and touting for fares.
CANNES (China Daily Show) – An anti-government film set in Tibet seems destined for obscurity, after failing to elicit a single angry reaction from Beijing.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — New evidence suggests news of China’s growing military might is proving a boon to the country’s less well-endowed.
Lhasa (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism announced measures intended to penalize religious separatists ad apocalytum.
GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization has issued a warning after a report by UN inspectors concluded that the Chinese have been perpetrating “Weapons of Mass Delusion.”
WASHINGTON (China Daily Show) — Chinese attempts to attain international journalistic credibility by cloning legendary former US reporter Edgar Snow went horribly awry, according to a CIA report.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Gracious Chinese givers were shocked and appalled yesterday when a passerby exposed Lao Pei, one of Beijing’s longest-surviving beggars, as a fraud and a charlatan.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A woman claiming to be one of Dashan’s mistresses has revealed that, contrary to popular Chinese feelings, Dashan “isn’t really that clever.”