RAT This month isn’t going to see a lot of progress, career-wise. But then, there’s not really much of a ladder to climb for third-generation garbage recyclers.
RAT Sadly, being a Water Bearer doesn’t protect you from cholera during a hike through Tibet.
SAGITTARIUS (11/22-12/21) You decide it’s time for a change of tack. Unfortunately, this will put you directly in the path of an oncoming Japanese fishing boat.
ARIES (3/21-4/19) Next time you encourage your children to pursue careers in law and accounting, mention that you’d rather they not consider employment with Teng Biao, Gao Zhisheng or Ai Weiwei.
ARIES (3/21-4/19) The woman who works in the cubicle opposite knows it was you that ate her dumplings.
ARIES (3/21-4/19) A tall dark stranger will penetrate your intimate circle this week, but you’ll have imbibed too many sedatives to make a positive ID.
ARIES (3/21-4/19) You are the pioneer type and think most people are beneath you. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.