BEIJING (China Daily Show) – All nine members of China’s outgoing Politburo Standing Committee this morning committed ritual suicide onstage, in front of 4,000 delegates and foreign media at the 18th National Party Congress.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An explosive 15-minute reform speech at the 18th National Party Congress by President Hu Jintao had to be abruptly cancelled after Hu left it in his car.
HONG KONG – Events marking the 15-year anniversary of Hong Kong’s return to the mainland were overshadowed this weekend by the arrival of an ominous personality vacuum.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China has surprised aid agencies by announcing plans to restrict all its overseas aid to countries displaying both “the ability and the willingness to sing and dance.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Senior Politburo members ordered Bo Xilai’s removal after learning that he’d eavesdropped on every tiresome aspect of their personal lives.
NEW YORK (China Daily Show) — Famed China-basher Gordon Chang says he now has a new set of dates for when Beijing’s ruling Communist Party will finally hit the road.
Delhi (China Daily Show) – The spiritual leader of Tibet yesterday shocked onlookers by announcing his imminent retirement from public life.
Beijing (China Daily Show) – China’s ruling Politburo has called for the UK to embrace political reform.