TOKYO (China Daily Show) – Prime Minister Shinzo Abe last defended his unusual decision to pose next to a gruesome World War II mural, while grinning broadly and flicking multiple ‘V’ signs.
SHENZHEN (China Daily Show) – A young child in Shenzhen is boycotting uncooked fish yesterday, in apparent protest over Japan’s nationalization of the Diaoyu Islands .
DIAOYU ISLANDS (China Daily Show) A Japanese man puzzled by recent unexplained activity on his island chain was surprised to discover a Chinese woman living there without his permission, police said yesterday.
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XIAN (China Daily Show) — According to one Chinese scholar, the real Santa Claus was actually an ancient despotic lawmaker.
SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A salt merchant has gone from instant noodles to instant riches after his formerly ailing business was snapped up by panic-buying Chinese conglomerates.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China surpassed Japan on the Gross National Weirdness (GNW) scale last quarter, capping the nation’s 30-year rise as an emerging kitsch superpower.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Servers crashed yesterday after Japan finally ended its ban on Chinese exports of specialist pornography.
TOKYO (China Daily Show) – Panic spreads among Chinese netizens after Japan was reported to have halted exports of specialized pornography.
Beijing (China Daily Show) – China’s ruling Politburo has called for the UK to embrace political reform.