SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – It was a day of mourning at The New York Times China offices today, after its ace reporter Chase Ketterman was discovered buried alive beneath a gigantic mound of paperwork.
Dear sycophantic delegate at the 18th National People’s Congress, Yesterday my husband fell on top of our “ayi” (nanny) and she was trapped underneath him for several hours. Any advice?
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Former president Jiang Zemin has ended months of speculation about his health by announcing the release of a new rap record.
NEW YORK (China Daily Show) — A sensational plan to sabotage Ai Weiwei’s latest Manhattan art installation in May has been leaked to the media.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – With Hu Jintao in the US, it will be left to his unambitious Vice-President, “Bungling” Bo Xidan, to look after China in his absence.