BEIJING (China Daily Show) – US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel has expressed “concern” after viewing a potent new death-ray, insiders say.
SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A chicken nugget bearing a passable resemblance to Chinese national hero Lei Feng has been sold to a Chinese theme-park entrepeneur for the stunning sum of $8 million
SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A new answering-service by the Chinese government has issued a series of firm denials, sources confirmed yesterday.
DALIAN (China Daily Show) – China’s leaders have called for restraint after a Chinese New Year fireworks display was apparently mistaken for aggressive military action.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The only surviving grandson of Chairman Mao Zedong has spoken of his occasional dissatisfaction at being the Chinese dictator’s closest living relative.
MANILA (China Daily Show) – The most excruciating military stand-off since David and Goliath may finally be resolved, thanks to a tatty map found in an old toy chest in some admiral’s attic.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The CBA has announced an unusual new requirement for the league’s overseas players – blindfolds.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has moved to erase the Internet, after Bo Guagua reversed his Ferrari over a 16-year old girl.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — New evidence suggests news of China’s growing military might is proving a boon to the country’s less well-endowed.
BEIJING (Agencies) – Leaked US embassy cables from 1989 have revealed that the man blocking a tank during demonstrations in Tiananmen Square was mistakenly trying to hail a bus.