Dear dissident who can’t get arrested, My cat went missing while I was out walking it last week and my neighbour’s new bracelet looks a lot like her old collar.
Dear police chief trying to defect, My friends and I need to take a break. Can you recommend a place where we can book a last-minute vacation?
NEW YORK (China Daily Show) — Famed China-basher Gordon Chang says he now has a new set of dates for when Beijing’s ruling Communist Party will finally hit the road.
LLASA (China Daily Show) – Lawmakers are considering a “Good Samaritan” law after Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao was left to writhe in agony at a peace rally.
CANNES (China Daily Show) – An anti-government film set in Tibet seems destined for obscurity, after failing to elicit a single angry reaction from Beijing.
Lhasa (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism announced measures intended to penalize religious separatists ad apocalytum.
GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization has issued a warning after a report by UN inspectors concluded that the Chinese have been perpetrating “Weapons of Mass Delusion.”
SHADUI (China Daily Show) – A castaway in the South China Seas has become the subject of a fierce nationality dispute after rare minerals deposits were uncovered near his deserted island.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A recent Politburo meeting ended on a lighter-than-usual note when China’s vice-president told his version of the lengthy – and obscene – Western scatological joke.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – With Hu Jintao in the US, it will be left to his unambitious Vice-President, “Bungling” Bo Xidan, to look after China in his absence.