BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has moved to erase the Internet, after Bo Guagua reversed his Ferrari over a 16-year old girl.
CUPERTINO (China Daily Show) – A sense of gratitude is in the air among executives this week at Apple and Foxconn, thanks to perceived failings in the US media.
Grand Cayman (China Daily Show) – A secret blueprint has been leaked to foreign media that shows an unannounced – but ongoing – new project.
SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — A Shanghai housewife has expressed shock at purchasing a piece of seemingly unadulterated pork product.
DONYANG (China Daily Show) — The family of a suspected thief have expressed their disappointment and anger at an official police report which concluded their son died from “breathing too much.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Dashan fans are said to be “stunned” following revelations that comedian and performer Mark Rowswell may have had cosmetic surgery on his name.
HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — Loyal staff in Chen’s retinue are said to be “disgusted” after the star offered them new sex snaps of “inferior production quality and content” in lieu of cash.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An investigation by the Ministry of Education has uncovered huge numbers of Chinese students obtaining fake diplomas from “illegally-operating overseas nations.”
BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Gracious Chinese givers were shocked and appalled yesterday when a passerby exposed Lao Pei, one of Beijing’s longest-surviving beggars, as a fraud and a charlatan.
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Chinese entertainment industry is braced to be rocked by yet another sex scandal, this time involving CCTV milquetoast James Chau.